Something New
let's find an alien
that would give us
ideas to talk about
a story to obsessively repeat
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and some imagery for our fantasies
surely an abduction
would nourish our relations
for plenty of couch chats
and nights beside the fire
for our own experience
is much grander
than the best movies
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or the epic games
it will be a fun endeavor
but it has to be big
so let's use those movies
let's use the fat from the cultural binge-eating
because it's easier
to use the conditioning as a tool
than it is to scrub it out
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so we will go to starbucks
and pull out our macs
and scribble on our legal pads
I will say
"Throw out your pencil, you school-child"
and I'll scavenge
for a pen
with no cap
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and I will give it to you
we'll wear rectangular glasses
and with 9 tabs open
the blue will shine
off your eyewear
and your eyes will
dash
left to right
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and down
and 1's and 0's
will speed across your vision
I will rip a piece off the pad
and crumple it
and flick it to the middle of the table
we'll leave
with a shopping list
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an itinerary
and instructions
to perform strange rituals
on the day of our search
we'll stick to a strict
grape-juice diet
and it's your pick
between yoga and tai chi
and then
when the day starts getting old
we'll walk out
with our backpacks
we will walk far
and get lost
and we will place our pads
by some trees
but near a cornfield
our phones will be off
but the green glow
of my digital watch
will tell us midnight
we will have a fire
and a wooden bowl with water
we'll build up dirt mounds
and I'll ring a shrill little bell
It'll all be organized into a pentagram
somehow
a strange thing will come
if we let it
and I'm committed
will you commit too?
and it will come
because we will know
that it will
because when people scheme
in the movies
they always
at least come close
so will you star with me?
it will come because
we've heard that
when people drink coffee
they get stuff done
so will you drink the coffee?
some combination
of smoke signals
mental messages
and letters written with lasers
will draw it into our orbit
and that is when I jump to grab it
and maybe it will take me
for a while
but hopefully I can wrestle it down
but you don't have to jump with me
you can just watch
if you'd rather
with your feet on the ground
head straight up
and eyes wide
you'll learn something about prayer
you don't have to risk it all
but will you commit
to at least letting it come?
this is the adventure
you've said you wanted