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A woman is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas. Down to her last $100, she cries, "What horrible luck! What in the world should I do now?"

The man next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, suggests she play her age. He walks away and a short while later he hears a commotion at the roulette table. Had the women won?

Pushing his way through the crowd, he’s stunned to see the lady lying on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

"I don't know," the operator said. "She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up, she fainted"

— Submitted by Bob Keith, Rochester

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