Joke of the day

A 3-year-old went with his father to see a litter of kittens. Upon returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."

"How did you know that?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," the boy replied. "I think it’s printed on the bottom."

— Submitted by Betty Christensen, Rochester


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