The president of the First National Bank liked going far from shore in his boat to relax. One day he was out a good distance when his boat started taking on water. He radioed the Coast Guard and told of his peril.
The Coast Guard responded quickly, saying "Give us your position and we’ll be there in five minutes."
"I’m the president of the First National Bank," the banker proudly said.
— Submitted by Claire Vomhof, Rochester
